In the 1930's, in a secret research facility in Beltsville, Maryland, scientists worked feverishly (and often, mad scientist laughter roared from the lab) to create a new breed of animal.
The proper clarification of the bird is variety rather than breed, and the scientist were not diabolical (though there's always that one in every crowd who wants to rule the world). The cooks of America demanded a diminutive bird that accommodated their ovens, and voila, the birth of the first Beltsville Small White transpired.
The Beltsville is a beautiful white creature with row after row of lacy feathers swathing its neck, chest and back region. The tail feathers stand up in a creamy white fan, and the face......oh, the humanity. The face and the snood (the horrible textured growths that flow off a turkey's face and neck) appear alarmingly ugly, except to female turkeys. The brighter and aggrandized the snood--generates immense sex appeal to the ladies.
Sadly, this turkey endured as a flash in the pan (intended pun), people pushed it aside for a different variety, and the Beltsville small white came close to leaving the world in the way of the dinosaur (except there wasn't a hot fiery rock crashing into our earth, forming an enormous crater, creating a tremendous dust cloud that blocked out the sun which wiped out a large portion of living creatures), and it's listed as critical on the conservation chart. Even though they were created by man, though using God's ingredients, shouldn't they have the right to continue just as any animal has that right.
There're a few farmers out there who still raise these birds, and the Beltsville Small Whites may have a chance at life (hey, they didn't ask to be
I anticipate they will exceed all expectations, and perchance, a sporadic bird or two might escape to the wild to create unique adventures.